"I'm not famous...(yet). (2002-11-06)."   Try Random Generator

"I'll do nothing if it kills me (2002-10-31)."

"All things are possible, but with a lot of begging who knows (2002-10-31)?"

"I'd do it all again in a heartbeat just to see the look on your face (2002-10-31)."

"Anything's possible with a lot of begging (2002-10-30)."

"When you're having time, fun flies (2002-10-28)."

"Love is the answer (2002-10-27)."

"We have to put a stop to these dental hygienists who think they know more than I do about hygiene (2002-10-20)."

"Haccupational ozard (2002-10-20)."

"Virtue is a patience (2002-09-27)."

"Few things are so easily achieved as is waiting, although they require less skill (2002-09-27)."

"We have achieved imperfection (2002-08-15)."

"It does matter, but I'm not sure that it's consequential (2002-08-14)."

"As shy as a fiddler's horse (2002-05-03)."

"Take your time, and be quick about it (2002-05-03)."

"You show me someone who can't learn, and I'll show you someone who can't teach. (2002-05-01)."

"Regret is not what it's cracked up to be (2002-04-30)."

"Anticipate the future, review the past, and create the present (2002-04-24)."

"My brain has gone through so many ways of thinking, that, remembering when I thought like that, I can talk to just about anyone, run rings around their way of thinking, and tie their brain in knots (2002-04-02)."

"Many animals are religious. Man, however, is the only judgmental animal (2002-04-02)."

"There is no such thing as a 50-50 chance. There's only 100-0. The only question is which is the `100' and which is the `0' (2002-04-01)?"

"The average person would not want to wait more than twenty or thirty minutes for an elevator (2002-04-01)."

"Men can grunt and whistle better than any animal (2002-03-29)."

"Create when rested, rest when tired (2002-03-29)."

"Credolutely inabsible (2002-03-29)."

"We are better than monkeys (2002-03-26)."

"Problems are the ultimate opportunity (2002-03-26)."

"To admit a mistake is to go in a circle, and to go in a circle is to waste your life (2002-03-26)."

"You generally can't generalize (2002-03-19)."

"Begin each day as though it were your first, live it as though it were your last, and remember it as though it were your only [day] (2002-03-16)."

"The more complex something is the more ways there are to misuse it (2002-03-16)."

"As difficult as it is to be creative, that's how easy it is to kill it (2002-03-16)."

"Love works both ways (2002-03-16)."

"If you are going to accomplish something, it might as well be the impossible (2002-03-14)."

"Every difficulty precedes a great leap of progress (2002-03-10)."

"You have a choice. Be a living student, or a dead know-it-all (2002-02-23)."

"If you don't succeed, you'll never try (1999-05-10)."